As I was walking home one night, a little tipsy, I saw a snail.
After a few drinks they say, some things look rather interesting. I spent all of three minutes observing the terrestrial gastropod mollusk before I wondered why. Oops! I am tipsy! I then remembered my trusty camera, and to prove I was not tipsy and stupidly, idly, staring at a snail, I took a photo. There! I am an artist an a photographer, I signaled to anyone observing me from behind their curtained windows.
Yep, I thought as I worked my way up from a would-be squat, I am pleasantly pooped! I walked off high-stepping with my head held high as I endeavoured to get the lens cap back on. Tricky business when you’ve had a few drinks. Buy hey, the photo is perfect! Perfectly tipsy.
Warning: Alcohol may be harmful to young people and snails.